July 10, 2018

Angry immigrant from Congo causes Statue of Liberty shutdown on 4th of July


The creature below is Patricia Okoumou, a native of the Democratic Republic of Congo.  Given the statement on her shirt we presume she was very happy there, because there weren't any whites, thus making "white supremacy" a non-issue. 

She was so happy there that she made the HUGE sacrifice of coming to New York City so she could bitch about white supremacy and the Patriarchy and da eeeebil U.S. armed forces, and da eeebil orange Trumpkin, and Cultural Appropriation, and "innocent kids ripped from the arms of their mothers and thrown in concentration camps, and...you get the idea.

Short answer:  She angry...at damn near everything.  But being a warrior for social justice, rather than going back to her fabulous single-color, non-patriarchal, uncorrupt homeland, she decided she'd continue to suffer under the miserable conditions in NYC, in a nation worse than the most horrible dictatorship, while fanning the flames of Glorious Socialist Revolution.

Angry immigrant from Congo
So to show her solidarity with the oppressed people of this country, on the 4th of July she climbed the 80-foot-tall base of the Statue of Liberty.  Since the Park Service didn't know whether she was planting explosive or armed or merely angry, they shut down the area, forcing 4,000-odd oppressed visitors to leave.  The fact that this ruined the plans of said oppressed masses was of no consequence to her, because nothing is more important than the Revolution.

We would suggest that as highly motivated as Okoumou is, and with her unrivaled people skill and persuasive power, she could make a great start toward starting her Revolution in her native land, in the hope of turning it into something other than the shit-hole it is.  Of course the dictator there would very like just have her shot.  Of course what does one person's life matter when compared to the Revolution, eh comrade? 

But we understand it's far more important that she fix the deeply flawed U.S. and leave her native land to its own dismal failure.  Besides, there are way more restaurants in New York.

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