Thursday, July 5

A little light humor

[Note to liberals:  The post below is facetious.]

A young Texas boy grew up wanting to be a lawman.

He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he came of age he applied to where he'd dreamed of working: the sheriff's office of his west Texas county.  After various tests and interviews the Chief Deputy called him into his office.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid, bright, and a great shot.  So your qualifications all look good, but we have one last test you have to pass before we hire you.  We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

The chief deputy slid a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk and said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
1. six illegal aliens
2. six ambulance-chasing lawyers
3. six meth dealers
4. six terrorists
5. six liberal Democrats
6. and a rabbit."

Clearly puzzled, the young man asked "Why the rabbit?"

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

Hat tip to "curmudgeon VN veteran"


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