Venezuela, and how the Democrat party and the Mainstream Media will/are spinning it

SOooo, Maduro delenda est, eh?  Now all Trump to cope with is the attacks by Democrats in the U.S. Media and congress!

I'll tell y'all how to make it all work, but no one will listen, which will make what SHOULD have been easy a screaming hair-pulling catfight.  Oh well...

Here's the trick: The Democrats and the Media are ALREADY screaming that the ENTIRE purpose of this was to steal Venezuela's oil.  Yes, within 3 HOURS of the announcement that Maduro had been captured by the U.S. armed forced, that Democrat piece of shit Tim Kaine--a POS most Americans have forgotten was hand-picked by Hilliary Clinton to be her VP in 2016!--hit the airwaves claiming the real purpose was to "LOOT" Venezuela's "natural resources."

The Left will parrot that endlessly.  The counter is for Trump to announce that

 "All oil produced from wells drilled by PDVSA (the Venezuelan national oil company) will be un-touched by us.  If you drilled it, it's all yours.  But wells drilled by U.S. oil companies, and seized by Maduro or Chavez, will revert to the contract terms freely negotiated by the communist motherfuckers before they seized all property belonging to U.S. companies.  

That means U.S. companies drilled at their entire expense, in return for a paltry one-eighth of the value of the oil produced and sold.  It's a BARGAIN, and a contract freely entered into by Venezuela.  The American company paid the entire cost, and the people of Venezuela will get 87.5% of the revenue from all oil produced by those wells, as long as they produce oil.  It's a fabulous deal for everyone involved.

"Dumbshit Democrats and communists (but I repeat myself) will wail 'Duh U.S. is STEALING Venezuela's oil!!!'  Damn, you motherfuckers are REALLY dumb!  A one-eighth royalty has been a standard in the U.S. for over a century.  It's made thousands of ranchers and other landowners rich beyond their wildest dreams.  How these lying piece-of-shit Democrats and communists could complain about this is almost unbelievable!

"Wait, it's totally believable: communists and Democrats believe they're entitled to the labor and efforts of others.  It's really astonishing, but appeals to stupid people, which is why it almost always works for 'em, eh?

"So here's the deal:  The government of Venezuela had the option to refuse the offer by American companies to drill wells--at the sole expense of the company--and to pocket 87.5% of the revenue forever.  The country freely signed that contract.  But after the wells were drilled, when the communist Chavez took over he simply ignored the contract and seized the wells.  Kicked out the U.S. companies.  Cuz after all, once the well has been drilled, it'll produce oil forever, eh?

"Wow, you people don't know fuck-all about oil, eh?  Oil wells are finicky, and I won't explain that cuz y'all know.  But Chavez didn't.  Like most communists, he expected the oil to keep flowing without any effort.  And can you guess what happened?

"Sure: without the careful attention of people who actually knew about oil production, production dropped by 90% in a year.

"Chavistas: 'Dis not possible!  How dis happen?  We put our best experts in charge [experts in theft of other peoples' work], so how cud dis happen??'

 "Then Chavez died, so his hand-picked VP, the former bus driver Maduro, moved into the top post, eh?  Just like Cackles became the nominee of the Democrat party without winning a SINGLE primary.  Just...magic, eh? 

"But dat Maduro guy, he reeel smaht, eh?  So bein' a communist--thus praised by the Mainstream Media as smaht--he simply ORDERED duh wells to produce mo' oil!  An' duh oil wells--being very obedient to communist orders--immediately started producing more oil! 

"Just kidding: the wells didn't do anything different, because communists can only control people, not reality.  They can get the Democrat-fellating Mainstream Media to fawn over how great they are, but that doesn't make 'em great--something that should be obvious to the most casual observer. 

"SO...to U.S. Democrats and their fellators in the Mainstream Media: Go fuck yourselves.  You're great at propaganda...fables, Narratives, horseshit, in which 'Oppressors' exploit duh poor.  And yes, sometimes that happens, and must be corrected.  That's NOT the case here.  So for once in your miserable, lying lives: stop lying.  This was a great day--as any Venezuelan not part of the Maduro regime will tell ya. 

"Get your head out of your ass and join the celebration!  A dictator has been deposed.  The people of Venezuela--suffocating under communist rule--have been liberated.  For once in your miserable leftist lives, be ecstatic about a win for freedom!

"Of course you won't.  It's not how you fucking morons rock, eh? 

"You'll never change, never learn.  You love communism, which you charmingly call 'socialism' cuz it sounds less scary to the sheep, eh?  So the endless struggle between freedom and totalitarian rule will continue...forever.  Y'all will convince stupid people that they're being 'oppressed,' cuz rents and grocery prices are too high, eh?  And in NYC they certainly are.  Try leaving the shithole that is New York City, and you'll find that the rest of the world is FAR less costly, and a lot safer and more friendly!  And yes, that will reduce the revenue for Trump Tower fractionally.  Fine.

Well that was fun, eh?  Neither Trump nor any of his advisors will ever say anything like that, cuz dey smaht.  So the Democrat-fellating Mainstream Media will parrot Tim Kaine's bullshit claim that Trump ordered the U.S. military to capture Maduro solely to "loot Venezuela's natural resources."  And thus the Left/Democrat party win yet again.

And so it goes.  And at this point I really don't care.  Too old.  No kids, and enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.  SO...Democrat voters have bought the Narrative of the Mainstream Media and Dem party...the same Narrative that elected an open socialist mayor of NYC, and will re-take the House this November.  I don't care.  

For the last 23 years and 9000 posts I've done everything I could.  Now, because I don't have kids, it's your problem, not mine.

Democrats will sneer "Good riddance."  Doesn't hurt my feelings a bit.  Eventually even dumb Democrats will eventually realize freedom was a good thing.  Too late, of course. 

Trump has given us a brief and very welcome intermission in the long descent, but in the long run I feel like I'm watching the movie "Idiocracy." 

Democrats and communists scream dat Trump haz been deportin' doze po' pipo whose ONLY non-crime (note "NON") was to enter the U.S. illegally (and yes, a small and carefully-coached percentage claimed dey wuz "refugees seeking asylum."  Eventually you'll learn that 90% of those were gays or trannies, who were immediately granted asylum by duh crazies who were running the U.S. under the bribem regime.

Again, no longer my problem.

SO...watch how the Democrats scream about Trump liberating the people of Venezuela, and lie about the reason.  Tim Kaine has already set the Narrative, and now the Mainstream Media and the rest of the Dem party will eagerly jump on-board.  Wow.