"Daycare" business in Minnesota claims burglar broke in and stole...all their financial records!

Happy New Year!  Yesterday a "manager" at "Nokomis Daycare" in Minneapolis reported that someone had broken in to their business, and stolen...what?  Computers?  Nope.  Just all their business records.

Seriously.  Cuz if you're a thief, you wanna steal duh reeeally valuable stuff, right?  So one of your top items is...business records, eh?

You have to watch this!  This guy is so clearly reading a script.  And some eagle-eyed viewer says the Somali dude is wearing high-fashion glasses that retail for $2,200 or so.  Beats me.

 

Internet commenters had a huge laugh about this.  The comments will brighten your day.