"Experts" have said only you can save duh Erf, by eating bugs and not heating your homes. Wait...

 

 

More precisely: eat bugs, stop driving, stop heating and cooling your home...and most important, stop having children!  If you don't do ALL these things, the end of all life on Erf will be on your conscience!

And whatever you do, do NOT mention to ANYONE that the same experts and moronic "elites" who just told ya to do or not do deez things previously predicted that all coastal cities would be underwater by 2020.  Or that Al Gore predicted the Arctic would be totally ice-free by 2015!  Or that in 1970 those "experts" were predicting the world was about to enter a new Ice Age!

See, dat Ice Age WOULD have happened except for all you selfish, spoiled Americans burning so damn much "fossil fuel."  Otherwise we'd all be freezing by now!