In beautiful, "enlightened" Vancouver, Canada, a naked man knocks a woman down and...ewww!

Vancouver, Canada, is a beautiful city.  Unfortunately it's ruled by leftist/socialist moonbats.

Three days ago, at 6 a.m. in the morning in Vancouver a woman was walking on a downtown street when she noticed a naked man standing on top of a parked car.   

The man began yelling at her, ran toward her, knocked her to the ground and urinated on her.

See, that's how naked men behave in sophisticated socialist cities.  By contrast, in New York they just knife women or shove 'em in front of subway trains.

Witnesses quickly restrained the suspect and held "them"--cuz despite the man being naked, Canadian papers are barred by law from assuming a person's "gender"-- until officers arrived. 

Police said they'll recommend charges against "them."  However, Crown counsel Jihaxia Dipshit said the only charges her office was considering were against the witnesses who detained the naked man.  She noted that under Canadian law it's illegal to restrain a mentally ill person, and that even if the person were found to have been under the influence of drugs, that isn't illegal in enlightened Canada.

Finally, Jihaxia noted that "Urinating on a flag or a person is merely another form of free expression, which is fully supported by your government--unless, of course, you're expressing criticism of one of our protected groups, like pedophiles or such, in which case we'll have you in jail before lunch."

Source

https://thepostmillennial.com/naked-man-arrested-for-assaulting-urinating-on-woman-in-vancouver