Fast boat allegedly smuggling illegal drugs out of Venezuela goes poof; ACLU immediately sues!

Many of you likely saw the video of a speedboat leaving Venezuela being blown up.

The hard-working communists on the speedboat were allegedly smuggling drugs from Venezuela to...somewhere to the north.  It was blown up by a small-ish missile from a U.S. drone.  

SO...was the boat filled with drugs?  No way we can tell.  But liberal Democrats were *OUTRAGED!*  "How DARE Orange Hitler try to stop drugs from being smuggled into the U.S.!!  Lotsa Americans want doze drugs, so we gots ta have ouah drugs to keep ouah brownshirt thugs happy!"

So with "clockwork precision" the ACLU has sued the Trump administration for blowing up dis boat an' duh po' hardworking "future Maryland dads" wifout due process!  Cuz a fundamental principle of duh Democrat Partei [sic] iz dat if someone is trying to smuggle deadly drugs into the U.S, we iz not allowed to kill 'em, but must instead arrest 'em and allow judge Boasberg to release 'em wifout bond, so dey kin run back to Venezuela and do it again.

It's duh "rule of law," deplorable!  Jus' like "undocumented Americans" (illegal invaders) are entitled to "due process," duh Trump regime mus' give duh same "due process" to drug smugglers.  Can't jus' eliminate 'em!

Conservative: "Wait...your heroic emperor Obozo ordered several *American citizens* killed by drone strikes.  No "due process" there, eh?  Where was your outrage then?"

Ohh, dat right: two different standards: one for Dem emperors, and a far more strict standard for Trump.  See?  Perfekly reasonable! 

See, Democrats don't see drug smuggling as a war.  Nope nope nope!  To Dems, drugs jus' beez one more part of "international trade!"  Some Americans want illegal drugs, so duh smugglers iz jus' doin' whut duh free market demands, eh?

An' yew deplorables say you support "free markets," right?  So I think we're done here.

Okay, the line about the ACLU suing was sarcasm.  But it wouldn't surprise anyone if that actually happened, eh?