Satan holds press conference to announce the death of Jesus

The brilliant satirists at the Babylon Bee imagine Satan holding a press conference to announce his greatest victory: that his agents captured and killed Jesus of Nazareth.  Satan is totally proud of this huge win, thanks all his supporters and assures the press that Jesus will never be coming back.  What could possibly go wrong?

 

"Wait...WHUT??"

Good Friday to you all.  See you in two days!