Behold the wisdom of the next president of the once-United States

According to the NY Times, Cackles is is the next president of the U.S.

 

According to every Lying Mainstream Media outlet, this creature is tied for the title of smartest woman in the U.S.--tied with Hilliary Rotten Clinton.  Cackles' every word is a treasure of meaning.  Her laugh would charm the birds out of the trees.  Every gesture is perfectly timed.  Ahhhh, yes.