Headline on MarketWatch right now

Headline on "MarketWatch" right now: 

Dow falls 200 points as Treasury yields rise and climbing oil prices revive inflation concerns

Wait...WHAT?  I thought the Mainstream Media had been absolutely *assuring us* for the last two months that inflation had been stopped!  And y'say "Treasury yields are rising"?  Does that sound like prices and interest rates are headed up or down?

This gets funnier and funnier.  Well, except that the absolutely inevitable result is a massive crash.  

But don't worry, citizen.  Be happy.  The economy is BOOMING, thanks to "bidenomics"!  And the new covid vax is ready for ya!  Be sure and get you 6-month-olds vaccinated, cuz Fauci tells us that covid is particularly fatal to young people, eh?

(For the terminally clueless, that last phrase was pure sarcasm.)