Progressives Locked Out Of Accounts After CAPTCHA Asks 'Select All Squares That Contain A Woman'

Progressives across the U.S. were unable to access their accounts after a CAPTCHA authentication challenge asked users to click which squares showed a woman.

"I'm not a biologist!" cried local man Lucas Fitzgerald. "What kind of sick joke is this?"

Hundreds of thousands of liberal users couldn't access online accounts as the users repeatedly failed the test designed to distinguish humans from robots. "Thousands of customers have called asking what the secret is to recognizing a woman," said Bank of America executive Lacy Reynolds. "I honestly don't know how to explain it in any simpler terms. The good news is that if they're locked out they can't withdraw any money, so it's been a real help during this banking crisis."

The company that creates CAPTCHA questions defended the question: "We have tons of data showing that three-year-olds can identify images showing woman," said a spokesman. "So can the vast majority of household pets. So we thought it was an easy authentication. We didn't think it was any harder than picking which images contained cars or traffic lights."

H/T: The Babylon Bee