Hey, heard about the awful, terribly threatening "tripledemic" yet?

Hey folks, heard about the dreaded "tripledemic" yet?

Sure ya have, cuz uh brilliant Sciency pipo at duh NY Times done tol ya.  An' all duh cool kids an' duh eeelites read duh Times, right?  And you're definitiely one of duh cool kids, right?  So here's duh Times:

‘Tripledemic’ Rages On: Fever-Filled Weeks Lie Ahead 

Duh Times even gots a whole section called "Tripledemic Forecast."  So there ya go.

So any of that ring a bell now?  And of course you know two of the three "epidemics," right?  Sure: the tenth or twelfth variant of Covid, and the flu, which is expected to be bad this year.  Wait, the Media ALWAYS say the flu is gonna be extra-bad this year, eh?  

So what's the third member of the "tripledemic"?  If you're one of the eeelites you know.  (If not, highlight the line below the last line of text to find out.)  And surprisingly it's NOT the dread climate-destroying poison called "carbon dioxide."

So a few of you may wonder: Since duh Times wants you to think everything's faaabulous wif' duh Dems running duh White House an' still in control of duh senate, and having effective control of duh House (since the utterly corrupt Kevin McCarthy is a shithead Democrat posing as Republican and won't try to use the narrow GOP majority to stop any Leftist bill), why would they print scary stories like this, which tend to make people nervous and unhappy?

Simple:  Scared people are easy to manipulate.  So when duh CDC orders all five-year-olds to take the newest jab, scared or merely clueless parents will rush right out and get their kids jabbed.  Which is fine--free country and all, eh?

Except...the Dems will do exactly the same as they did before (and are still doing): they'll make life miserable for anyone who refuses to get their kid jabbed.  "You're ANTI-SCIENCE!" they'll scream.

Try asking 'em what the fatality rate is for people under 20 who haven't been vaxxed.  It's 0.0003 percent (three ten-thousandths of one percent).  See how many of the rabid screamers--the folks screaming that you're "anti-Science"--have even a vague idea what that number is.  Cuz they don't have a clue.

And yet they'll still scream that you're "anti-Science." 

The third epidemic is "Respiratory Syncytial Virus," usually shortened to RSV.