November 23, 2022

Vaxxed pilot of commercial jet dies just after takeoff from Chicago; Will FAA push to learn cause of death?

Last Saturday the pilot of an American Airlines flight departing from Chicago O'Hare "became incapacitated."  The copilot returned to the airport and landed.  The pilot was taken to a hospital but later died.

FAA spokes-person: "This hasn't happened in years, because our rules say airline pilots over 40 must take a thorough physical exam every six months.  So we're really thoroughly investigating this tragic incident."  

Reporter: "So you can confirm he'd passed a flight physical in the last six months?"

FAA: "Oh, absolutely.  Otherwise we wouldn't allow him to fly.  We take the safety of the public VERY seriously."

Reporter:  "So when will the results of the autopsy be released?"

FAA: "Uh...what?  Who said there was gonna be an autopsy?  There's no reason to do an autopsy."

Reporter: "Well we know that after biden ordered all working Americans to take the jab or be fired, American Airlines, like all the airlines, went along, forcing all pilots to take the jab.  So if the pilot passed a Class-1 flight physical in the previous six months, wouldn't it be reasonable to order an autopsy to try to discover how whatever killed him less than six months later wasn't detected by the physical exam?

FAA:  "Oh, the FAA doesn't have the authority to do that.  That would have to be ordered by our wonderful Secretary of Transportation, Mr. Pete Buttigeig.  And I'm afraid he's vacationing with his husband for the next couple of months.  We don't know where, so there's no chance of getting him to authorize an expensive autopsy.  We wouldn't want to waste taxpayer dollars, right?"

Security guard to reporter:  "Come with me, sir.  We have some questions we want to ask you." 

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