New, "improved" jab for BA.5: Not tested on a single human volunteer. But TOTALLY safe!

Say, citizen, have you gotten your "booster" for duh BA.5 variant of duh Chyna virus yet?

Wait, ya say you heard a "rumor" on "duh internet" that the FDA had approved the new, improved booster without testing it on a single human volunteer?

How silly!  You shouldn't believe rumors like that!  Those rumors are "disinformation," and if we at the FDA and CDC and "Justice Department" find out who is circulating that "disinformation" we'll throw their ass in prison for 50 years!  Cuz we *hates* disinformation!!

Ah.  Thanks for playing, dictators.  Now watch as Tucker Carlson confirms that the "new, improved" jab was approved without any human testing at all.  Just tested on eight mice.

That's not a typo:  It wasn't 80 or 800 mice, just 8.

But that's fine, because duh FDA is both honest and smaht.  Just like all duh jabs are "safe and effective."

DOJ/FDA/CDC/HHS: "Wait, that Tucker Carlson character...he's on our LIST of 'domestic violent extremists"!  So you are ordered not to listen to anything he says!  And if you defy that order, we order you to promptly forget whatever you heard!  Cuz we're smaht, and HONEST, and totally un-corrupt.

Seriously.