Biden regime's various attempts to explain away record Inflation

"Inflation?  Very low"--biden "economic advisor" Janet Yellen

"Merely transitory.  And a good thing." --joe biden 

"Putin's fault!"  --every member of the biden regime

"Caused by supply-chain problems." --biden

"Big Oil causing it." --biden

Democrats and Mainstream Media talking-heads: "DIS NOT TRUE!!  Dis fake newz!  Inflation not a problem, jus' like welcoming duh well-fed, well-dressed peepo wantin' to be American citizens come into U.S. not a problem!  You stupid conservatives jus' CLAIM things like crime and drug deaths an' forcing peepo to wear masks again on airplanes are "problems."  Dey not real problems!  You jus' claim dey are to have sumpin' to criticize our Dear Leaders for!"

"And BTW, don't believe polls showing GOP leading Democrat Party for November.  We are confident that in the month before the election all duh polls will start to show duh two parties TIED!"

Me: "What makes you confident of that prediction?"

Dems and Mainstream Media (smiling smugly): "Cuz we have computers n' algorithms an' high-tech stuff that's way too complex for your simple minds to understand.  Jus' trust us, the polls will show a tie on election day.  Our experts have spoken!"

Oh, here's more proof dat inflation is due to "Putin's price hike."  See that dotted vertical line?  That's when Russia invaded Ukraine!!  So, SEE??

Oh wait...the dotted line is the day biden was sworn in as """president."""