"Law & Order, MVU (Microagression Victims Unit)"

"In the social-justice system in New York City, words are considered violence...  Tto deal with this violence, New York's rulers established a special police unit: the Microagression Victims Unit, known as the MVU.  These are their stories..."

Source: The Babylon Bee--fabulously creative folks--via Citizen Free Press, a great source of news the Mainstream Media will never tell you.  Which of course means it never happened, right?