AOC: "This graph? It doesn't mean anything. Why do you ask?"

Americans have been incredibly fortunate to live in a land of hard-working farmers who used both good practices and reasonable technology to produce an abundance of food.

One of those technologies is...fertilizer. 

And guess what!  Fertilizer now costs four times as much as it did when Porridgebrain and his merry band of communists stole office, and control of the senate.

Of course the average liberal Democrat has no idea what that actually means, so we'll tell ya:  The price of food is about to get even higher. 

But don't worry, comrade.  It's no big deal.  Duh gruberment--duh Porridgebrain regime--will jus' send ev'rybody checks for, um...how does $1,500 per adult sound?  Plus $1,300 per kid, of course.  Or for those with EBT cards, the regime will jus' put dat number right into yo' account.  And ain't nobody gon' check to see if yo' really have 16 kids, cuz...reasons.  So hey, no problem, right?

What?  Whaddya mean "Where will that money come from?"  Dey jus' print it!  Cuz duh gummint own duh money-printin' stuff.  Ev'rybody know dat.  Gosh, you mus' be one a' doze dumb deplorables!