January 20th, 2021

January 20th, 2021:  Democrat celebration day

The press went back to sleep
after four years of moral outrage
congratulating themselves for getting rid of Trump.

They could finally relax, and go back to
giving loving tongue baths to regime apparatchiks
by asking pre-screened softball questions
and complimenting the rulers on how well they're ruling.


Now eleven months later
when everything has gone to hell
--utterly predictably--
the question on every "journalist's" lips is:
How can we help Dear Leader pass his 3-trillion-dollar voter bribe
to keep the Republicans from winning seats in the midterm elections?