The regime is rolling out a campaign to convince more teenagers to take the vax--and it's faaaabulous!

Gosh that biden*fail regime is, like, SO competent.  At least that's what the Mainstream Media keeps telling us, eh?  And they would lie, right?

And here's just one indicator of how on-to-of-everything those brilliant socialists are: They've discovered that about ten percent of American parents have convinced their kids (are you braced for this?) that they don't need to take the vaccine!

I know, it's hard to believe.  And of course all those parents are undoubtedly right-wing terrorist extremists who're trying to murder your kids, and will be dealt with soon. Meanwhile the regime can't allow a handful of stubborn 12-year-olds to defy its orders, so they've rolled out a multi-pronged campaign to persuade the holdouts to take the jab.

The first prong is to enlist the help of the Media to constantly push the notion that any kid who either refuses to get the jab, or doesn't want to wear a mask at school, is "murdering other children."  That's a quote, and focus group tests show it's very effective.  Peer pressure works.

A second prong is to get teen heart-throb crooners to sing heart-wrenching songs about a teenage couple where one died from Covid because "they" didn't get the vax.

A third prong is to offer a lottery for college scholarships, only open to those who've taken the vax.

A fourth prong is to exploit the natural tendency for teens to think their parents are dumb.  "Ya say your parents told you not to get the vax?  Oh, so suddenly they're experts on the most deadly virus the world has ever seen, huh?  C'mon, they just want you to not be able to go to raves and other party events all the cool kids will be going to.  They don't want you to be cool!"  Tested very well.

Finally, the White House has brought in "influencers" from TikTok, Instagram, Fakebook and Twatter to ask...other influencers...to help push the vax.  Cuz nothing says hip, cool and edgy like boys with white fake nails filed to a sharp point, and being dressed to impress.

This program cannot possibly fail.  It's got everything!  And the focus groups loved it!

And we've already gotten the producers of late-night comedy shows to agree to praise the program, and not to joke about the...um...unusual appearance of the influencers.

A member of the new White House "influencers" team