CBS blames "the situation at the border" (wait, is there a "situation" at the border?) on..."climate change"

Ah, "climate change"!  The all-purpose tool used by lying Democrats and their allies in the Lying Mainstream Media to get you to accept all manner of clampdowns, shutdowns and sacrifices--not by them, of course, but by you and your family.

Hilliary said "Leave all the coal and oil in the ground."  The great emperor Obama had his EPA declare carbon dioxide a "pollutant," which gave the EPA the power to regulate it.  And the EPA promptly ordered that all coal-fired electric powerplants would have to shut down by Real Soon unless the power companies carried out billion-dollar overhauls on those plants to remove CO2.

Oh, and for you Democrats:  Carbon dioxide is such a deadly "pollutant" that humans actually produce the stuff just by being alive. 

Anyway, the Media have all bought the Dem Party Line on "climate change," hook, line and sinker, so they never miss a chance to blame some adverse event anywhere in the world on it.  So yesterday morning CBS blamed the "situation at the border" (wait, is there a "situation at the border"?) on...wait for it..."climate change."

By the way, it's totally worth noting that until about 8 years ago the Dems and Media weren't wailing about "climate change."  Instead they were bleating about "global warming"  Then after about 5 years of record-cold winters in the U.S., opinion polls started showing that most Americans were starting to see the cries of "global warming" as utter horse-shit.  But rather than saying "Maybe we were wrong" the Dems and media and the rat-bastards at the United Nations simply...renamed the alleged crisis.

Seriously, that's exactly what happened.  Today's college-age Americans can't believe it, because they were maybe 11 years old when it happened, and had better things to do with their time than listen to the Mainstream Media.  And it's for damn sure the gruberment schools weren't gonna mention it.

But now that I think of it, maybe those huge caravans of people heading to the U.S. from Honduras and Guatemala and Yemen (wait...Yemen isn't in Central America) [yeah, I know] make sense.  Cuz back in the Dust Bowl days in the U.S. midwest and southwest in the 1930's, didn't half the population of those areas head south to the green hills of Nicaragua?  

Wait...they didn't.  The residents stuck it out, hoping the awful droughts and dust storms were temporary.  So despite what CBS and the rest of the Lying Media claim, the illegals aren't coming here due to "climate change," but because the cartels are offering to get 'em into the U.S. for the low, low price of just $2,500 per person!  

And the cartels will let 'em pay in installments!

Hell, as crazy as Biden*Harris's policies are, it wouldn't surprise me if Biden announced that starting next week the U.S. government (i.e. U.S. taxpayers) would  begin reimbursing illegals $2,500 apiece for the cost of their cartel-organized trip north.