Carjackings in DC are up...um...a bit? More than a bit??

In the once-proud capital of our horribly abused United States there have been more than 100 carjackings reported so far this year.  

According to police data, at this time last year there had been...wait for it...22.

For Democrat voters, that's an increase of just ten percent from last year, which is really great since the virus has kept kids out of school, so the po' bored chirren jus' probably bein' forced to let off some steam, eh?  Like the two young girls who killed the Pakistani Uber driver when they tried to hijack his car.  Jus' bein kids, ya know?

Of course anyone who knows anything about math immediate recognized that the "just ten percent increase" line is utter horse-shit.

The real increase in carjacking in DC this year is over 350 percent.  But Democrat pols and their media allies will believe "ten percent" just like they believe the Biden*Harris regime can give $1,400 stimulus checks and free housing and free medical to a million illegal border-jumpers for years, and barely spend ten million bucks!

Hey, is that a great deal or what? 

"Absolutely nothing to see here, citizen.  Move along.  You are ordered not to draw any conclusions from the above story, which has not been confirmed by Google's Trusted Sources.   You are warned not to believe anything you read or hear unless it's from us or one of our Trusted Sources.  

"You don't want to spread...disinformation, do you, citizen?  Of course not!  So move along, and ignore this wild, unconfirmed rumor.  Just like you are to ignore the unfortunate incident with the Uber driver.  It's all good, citizen.  Let the police take care of things, and keep you safe.

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