Media: 98 percent of people in Florida have the virus, and will DIE! Wait...
Hey citizens! Have you heard that in Florida, 99 percent of the population has tested positive for the Chinese virus? The Mainstream Media has been reporting it every single day, so it must be true!
It's a total disaster! Innocent people will DIE! And you know what caused all these sure-to-come deaths? TRUMP! And the eeeebil Rethuglican governor of Florida, cuz he had the gall to lift the lockdown in Florida before the Media said he could!
SEE?? SEE?? Dat's what happens when you dumb Rethuglicans ignore Science, as dictated by the Democrat media!
Wait...what?? Ya say dozens of testing centers in Florida have been reporting 100-percent positive tests? Ya say that ain't possible? You say one center (Orlando) reported a 96% rate but when someone had the gall to look more closely it turned out the figure was missing a decimal, and that the real rate was...9.6%, or ten times lower?
Um...gosh, that seems impossible. I mean, what are the odds that dozens of centers would be reporting 100%-positive test results (which, again, are statistically impossible) just by accident? For something that astronomically unlikely to have happened would almost mean there was...some kind of...um....uh...[whisper] conspiracy or something!
That's just not possible, citizen. The Media would never conspire to wreck our nation's economy! That's just crazy talk! Next you'll be claiming a teachers' union in LA says they won't teach in the fall unless cops are defunded and the nation taxes not just income but wealth. Crazy talk!
It's a total disaster! Innocent people will DIE! And you know what caused all these sure-to-come deaths? TRUMP! And the eeeebil Rethuglican governor of Florida, cuz he had the gall to lift the lockdown in Florida before the Media said he could!
SEE?? SEE?? Dat's what happens when you dumb Rethuglicans ignore Science, as dictated by the Democrat media!
Wait...what?? Ya say dozens of testing centers in Florida have been reporting 100-percent positive tests? Ya say that ain't possible? You say one center (Orlando) reported a 96% rate but when someone had the gall to look more closely it turned out the figure was missing a decimal, and that the real rate was...9.6%, or ten times lower?
Um...gosh, that seems impossible. I mean, what are the odds that dozens of centers would be reporting 100%-positive test results (which, again, are statistically impossible) just by accident? For something that astronomically unlikely to have happened would almost mean there was...some kind of...um....uh...[whisper] conspiracy or something!
That's just not possible, citizen. The Media would never conspire to wreck our nation's economy! That's just crazy talk! Next you'll be claiming a teachers' union in LA says they won't teach in the fall unless cops are defunded and the nation taxes not just income but wealth. Crazy talk!
ERRORS FOUND: Florida's positivity rate is skewed. #FOX35 went through #COVID19 test reports & found many clinics reporting 100% positivity. @orlandohealth admits their number is wrong, saying it shows 98% positive, but it's actually 9.4%. @fox35orlando https://t.co/NgFuXjw5OS— Amy Kaufeldt (@Fox35Amy) July 14, 2020
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