Liberal/Democrat psychologists: "How to tell if your child is a Far-Right Extremist"!!!

If your child--almost always a male--exhibits any three of the above warning signs, he's probably planning a school shooting, or maybe plotting to blow up a federal building, so don't delay!  Call your nearest FBI office and report this grave danger!

They'll at least confiscate any guns he owns.  Or that you own, cuz he could take your guns, see?  But it's for your own protection.

And the agents will also take his computer, so they can see if he's been visiting Far-Right Hate sites, like Fox or Daily Caller or American Thinker, and to see who his co-conspirators are.  And of course they'll take your computers too, cuz we can't be sure whose computer he used.  But it's for your own protection, so it's all good.

The agents will also take your other children into "protective custody" and place them with Child Protective Services, cuz obviously it would be dangerous to let them stay exposed to the dangerous Far-Right Extremist views of your dangerous son.  But don't worry: it's only for a few months.

And it's for your own protection, see.

Also, agents will be examining your banking records to see if you've given your dangerous Far-Right son any money.  Cuz that would make you a co-conspirator, see.  But don't worry--parents are only prosecuted if they funnel large sums to their terrorist kid.  Like, if you give him money "for a car," or "college tuition."  Those large sums are red flags. 

But don't worry, it's...you get it.

So remember:  Your FBI an DHS have deemed that the greatest terror threat to Americans is from Far-Right Extremist groups!  So if you see something, SAY SOMETHING!