Yet another...person...kills,..some other people. Details not needed.
In Des Moines, Iowa, another illegal immigrant showed us why we need open borders:
Marvin Oswaldo Escobar-Orellana was arrested after allegedly doing something to some people.
(If that sounded a bit...vague...I'm trying out the narrative technique used by famed refugee--and now congressperson from Minnesotastan--Ilhan Omar to describe how some airplanes were diverted by some people on September, 2011. Effective, don't you think? Doesn't bog readers down with making them worry about what actually, you know, happened, or that the "something" killed 2900 people.)
Yeah. Well, maybe that journalistic technique needs a bit more work. In any case, illegal invader Marvin ended up shooting a mom and her two children, ages 5 and 11.
Democrats were quick to point out that at least the killer didn't separate children from their parent, like our eeeebil president. Instead Marvin was compassionate enough to kill all three. Much better, eh?
Due to a glitch in the system, the Associated Press reported that Marvin is not only a native of Guatemala, but also that he'w in the U.S. illegally. In fact he was deported twice, and just keeps coming back into the U.S.
The glitch is that in virtually all stories about murders or DUI deaths caused by illegal aliens, both the country of origin AND the illegal aspect are never mentioned. Some readers consider this omission curious, and have asked the AP whether they might be trying to protect some political party or something. The AP refuses to answer, because reasons.
Here's Marvin:
Nancy Pelosi immediately issued a statement that the Democrat Party is, like, totally for more border security, as long as "border security" is defined as no actual wall or fence, but consists instead entirely of thousands of brightly-colored posters, written in 156 languages, alerting "migrants" that crossing the line puts them in the United States, and giving them the phone numbers of a dozen top immigration attorneys who will tell them what they need to say to get asylum.
Not to be outdone by Pelosi, Kamala Harris offered Marvin a full scholarship to Berkeley. Elizabeth Warren added $50,000 toward a downpayment on a house. Corey Booker added free lifetime medical care. Finally Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez offered to let Marvin stay at her place until he can close on whatever house he selects.
Is this a great country or what?
The Washington Post emailed Rossibeth Flores-Rodriguez asking for comment, but Flores-Rodriguez didn't reply before the Post's story went to press. Reporters for the Post later speculated that her failure to return their queries might have been related to the fact she was dead, along with her two children.
Marvin told cops that Rossibeth shot her own kids, and was advancing on him, so he shot her in self-defense. Seriously, he actually said that. Witnesses had a different story, but the Post noted that witnesses are notoriously unreliable because of fear of brown people and general xenophobia--as proven by the ugly, raaacist statements by president Trump about those four brilliant congresswomen, eh?
Marvin Oswaldo Escobar-Orellana was arrested after allegedly doing something to some people.
(If that sounded a bit...vague...I'm trying out the narrative technique used by famed refugee--and now congressperson from Minnesotastan--Ilhan Omar to describe how some airplanes were diverted by some people on September, 2011. Effective, don't you think? Doesn't bog readers down with making them worry about what actually, you know, happened, or that the "something" killed 2900 people.)
Yeah. Well, maybe that journalistic technique needs a bit more work. In any case, illegal invader Marvin ended up shooting a mom and her two children, ages 5 and 11.
Democrats were quick to point out that at least the killer didn't separate children from their parent, like our eeeebil president. Instead Marvin was compassionate enough to kill all three. Much better, eh?
Due to a glitch in the system, the Associated Press reported that Marvin is not only a native of Guatemala, but also that he'w in the U.S. illegally. In fact he was deported twice, and just keeps coming back into the U.S.
The glitch is that in virtually all stories about murders or DUI deaths caused by illegal aliens, both the country of origin AND the illegal aspect are never mentioned. Some readers consider this omission curious, and have asked the AP whether they might be trying to protect some political party or something. The AP refuses to answer, because reasons.
Here's Marvin:
Nancy Pelosi immediately issued a statement that the Democrat Party is, like, totally for more border security, as long as "border security" is defined as no actual wall or fence, but consists instead entirely of thousands of brightly-colored posters, written in 156 languages, alerting "migrants" that crossing the line puts them in the United States, and giving them the phone numbers of a dozen top immigration attorneys who will tell them what they need to say to get asylum.
Not to be outdone by Pelosi, Kamala Harris offered Marvin a full scholarship to Berkeley. Elizabeth Warren added $50,000 toward a downpayment on a house. Corey Booker added free lifetime medical care. Finally Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez offered to let Marvin stay at her place until he can close on whatever house he selects.
Is this a great country or what?
The Washington Post emailed Rossibeth Flores-Rodriguez asking for comment, but Flores-Rodriguez didn't reply before the Post's story went to press. Reporters for the Post later speculated that her failure to return their queries might have been related to the fact she was dead, along with her two children.
Marvin told cops that Rossibeth shot her own kids, and was advancing on him, so he shot her in self-defense. Seriously, he actually said that. Witnesses had a different story, but the Post noted that witnesses are notoriously unreliable because of fear of brown people and general xenophobia--as proven by the ugly, raaacist statements by president Trump about those four brilliant congresswomen, eh?
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