Socialism: It's so wonderful that we need it here!

You know what America needs?

Socialism, citizen.  Just like Bernie and Beto and Fauxcahontas and Kamala and Corey Booker and their supporters claim.  Cuz life in America is SO UNFAIR!  People starve every day!  Lots of Americans can't afford to go to Hahvahd!  The crappy welfare system often makes people have to choose between paying the rent and getting a great high from their drug of choice!

So remember, citizen:  Vote Democrat, to bring the wonders of Socialism to the US.  Cuz the most important thing is...fairness, citizen.