Monday, August 14

Check out "The Peoples' Cube"

The Peoples' Cube is a great site for satirical humor.  Here's a sample:

DNC to pick new election slogan from four finalists:
  • "Give us more government or everyone dies"
  • "Vote for Democrats or everyone dies"
  • "Impeach Trump or everyone dies;" or
  • "Stop the fearmongering or everyone dies"
Pelosi: "We have to impeach the president in order to find out what we impeached him for."

BREAKING: As of Saturday July 8, 2017, all of Earth's ecosystems have shut down as per Prince Charles's super scientific pronouncement made 96 months ago. Everything is dead. All is lost. Life on Earth is no more.

"Schoolchildren jailed for building only white snowmen"

Hillary: "I lost, so I'm going to follow our democratic traditions, poison the wells, and scorch the earth."
BREAKING: Millions of uncounted votes found on Hillary's private voting machine in her Chappaqua bathroom

Obama transfers his Nobel Peace Prize to anti-Trump rioters

Democrats blame Hillary's criminal e-mail server for her loss, demand it face prison

Hillary 2020
Afraid of "dangerous" Trump presidency, protesters pre-emptively burn America down to the ground

Clinton Foundation in foreclosure as foreign donors demand refunds

Hillary Clinton blames YouTube video for unexpected and spontaneous voter uprising that prevented her inevitable move into the White House

Sudden rise in sea levels explained by disproportionately large tears shed by climate scientists in the aftermath of Trump's electoral victory

FBI director Comey delighted after receiving Nobel Prize for Speed Reading (650,000 emails in one week)

Responding to Trump's surging poll numbers, Obama preemptively pardons himself for treason

Following hurricane Matthew's failure to devastate Florida, activists flock to the Sunshine State and destroy Trump signs manually

"The Evolution of Dissent:"  On November 8th the nation is to decide whether dissent will stop being racist and become sexist - or if dissent will once again be patriotic as it was for 8 years under George W. Bush.

Venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food.

Breaking:  Clinton Foundation set to investigate the FBI.

Protests at Mizzou lead to declaring entire state a "safe space," changing Missouri motto to "The don't show me state."

Green energy fact: if we put all green energy subsidies together in one-dollar bills and burn them, we could generate more electricity than has been produced by subsidized green energy.

State officials improve chances of healthcare payouts by replacing ObamaCare with state lottery.

NASA's new mission to search for racism, sexism, and economic inequality in deep space suffers from race, gender, and class power struggles over multibillion-dollar budget.

Washington Redskins drop 'Washington' from their name as offensive to most Americans

Poll: 83% of Americans favor cowboy diplomacy over rodeo clown diplomacy

GOVERNMENT WARNING: If you were able to complete ObamaCare form online, it wasn't a legitimate gov't website; you should report online fraud and change all your passwords

Obama administration gets serious, threatens Syria with ObamaCare

Susan Rice: IRS actions against tea parties caused by anti-tax YouTube video that was insulting to their faith.

Obama: the IRS is a constitutional right, just like the Second Amendment


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