George Soros announces free two-week trips for college students to see how socialism works!
The first 1000 students to respond will get an all-expenses-paid trip to Venezuela. Tropical paradise! Drinks included.
- Participate in worker-managed planning sessions!
- Accompany government enforcement teams as they ensure greedy business owners --"oligarchs"-- sell at fair prices!
- Marvel at the glorious equality of all ordinary citizens!
- Learn how wonderful socialist policies enable ordinary Venezuelans to stay so fit! Unlike lazy capitalist countries, you won't see any fat locals anywhere!
- See how ordinary citizens love their president--unlike stressful capitalist nations like the U.S!
- See how peaceful life is in the socialist paradise--newspapers almost never mention crime!
FREE TRIP TO SEE HOW WELL SOCIALISM WORKS, courtesy of Soros Foundation!