Tuesday, December 22

Visit "The Peoples' Cube"

The Peoples' Cube rivals The Onion for funny parody headlines.  Some examples:
  • 'Wear hijab to school day' ends with spontaneous female circumcision and stoning of a classmate during lunch break
  • Impressed by Fox News stellar rating during GOP debates, CNN to use same formula on Democrat candidates by asking tough, pointed questions about Republicans
  • John Kerry proposes 3-day waiting period for all terrorist nations trying to acquire nuclear weapons
  • Cuba opens affordable medical tourism for Americans who can't afford Obamacare deductibles
  • US media to GOP candidates: 'Knowing what we know now, would you have had anything to do with the founding of the United States?'
  • Hillary: DELETE is the new RESET
  • Charlie Hebdo receives Islamophobe 2015 award; cartoonists couldn't be reached for comment due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths
  • Obama finds out from CNN that Hillary Clinton spent four years as his Secretary of State
  • Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males
  • Obama: 'If I had a city, it would look like Ferguson'
  • Obama signs executive order renaming 'looters' as 'undocumented shoppers'
  • White House: Republican takeover of the Senate is a clear mandate from the American people for President Obama to rule by executive order
The comrades deliver a much-needed dose of humor during otherwise bleak times. 

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