Beheaders of peace strike again
Ahmed Muhammad, 50, was beheaded in a pubic square in Manbij city after the ISIS-led sharia court accused him of apostasy for missing Friday prayers at the mosque.
But your emperor cautions you not to jump to the conclusion that this has anything to do with Islam--because the zany guys in ISIS aren't really Muslims. I mean, sure, they call their organization "ISIS," which some Islamophobic Republicans claim stands for "Islamic State" of some sort. But no one has ever proven that the first "I" actually means "Islamic."
I mean, can you translate Arabic? Of course not. So there ya go.