For the first time in 112 years, no Atlantic hurricanes this late in hurricane season

For 20 years Warmies have been wailing that global warming would cause more and stronger  hurricanes.  So whenever a hurricane hit the U.S, the Lying Mainstream Media bleated dat dis was absolute proof dat duh Warmies wuz right, so we needed to ban gas-powered cars, and air conditioning, an' diesel trains, an' hot water!

But so far this hurricane season, for the first time in over a century the U.S. has had NO hurricanes this far into the season.

For years "warmies" have been screaming that because Americans drive big SUVs and heat their homes, the CO2 produced wuz causin' duh Erf to get way too warm--as in, scary, fatal warming.  Worse yet, they claimed duh rate of increase wuz gonna get faster an' faster--a "tipping point."  
 
And as duh Erf got warmer every year, we'd be getting LOTS more hurricanes, cuz hotter oceans.  And way more of 'em would be monster "Cat-5" storms, cuz of all that heat energy, eh? 

So since the Warmies knew the problem was CO2, produced by Americans, then allegedly to "save all life on Erf" the magic Negro president, Obozo--a man the Media often declared wuz duh smaahtest prezzy EVAH--had his EPA declare CO2 a "dangerous pollutant."  By law, that declaration gave the duh gummint the authority to do the kind of "emergency rulemaking" usually reserved for deadly plandemics like Covid.

An' sure enuf, duh EPA (with Obozo's approval) ORDERED all American electrical utilities to reduce the amount of CO2 their coal-fired powerplants emitted.  See how easy dat is, comrade?  Duh beeg boss jus' pick up his pen an' order it!  Who knew savin' duh Erf wuz so easy, eh?

One tiny problem: burning any fuel unavoidably produces a fixed amount of CO2.  So the only way to obey the ORDER was to either stop using coal to make electricity, or else to "capture" CO2 and bury it.  That was so expensive that it would turn all coal plants into money losers.  But if the utilities refused to comply, they'd be sued into bankruptcy!

(It's worth noting here that while campaigning for his first term, Obozo promised a group of donors in California that he would bankrupt coal-fired powerplants.)

The only choice left for utilities was to close the plants.  And at last count utilities had closed 187 coal-fired powerplants.

Problem is, coal was by far the lowest-cost way to make electricity.  So closing 187 coal-fired powerplants raised the price of electricity a lot.  And if you live in the northeast, you may have noticed your electric bill has doubled since Obozo's decree.  In California (no coal-fired power) electricity costs double the national average.

Oh, y'say ya never noticed?  But you sure as hell noticed paying an extra $1.50 a gallon for gasoline, eh?  Let's compare: The average driver buys about 600 gallons of gas a year, so the extra $1.50 a gallon would cost $900 a year.  But if you live in the northeast, and saw your electric bill jump from $250 a month to $500 a month, that costs ya an extra $3,000 a year.  

The Democrat-fellating Media has screamed endlessly about the price of gas, but has been pretty quiet about electricity--since that increase is due to Obozo's decree.  So voters blame Trump, not Obozo or bribem.  Hmmm...   

Mainstream Media: "Don't worry, Dem buddies, we got ya covered: we'll blame Trump for higher electricity bills!  Voters have no idea what caused it, so they'll believe us!  Instead we'll scream about gasoline prices due to Trump starting a war with Iran.  Voters can't do maff, so dey think higher gasoline prices cost 'em way mo' den higher electric bills!  Problem solved!"  

So back to Globull Worming and hurricanes:  You'd think "no hurricanes this season for the first time in 112 years" would be fabulous news, eh?  Should make all the newspapers and evening propaganda broadcasts, eh?

Guess again: the mainstream Media is ignoring it.   And you may well wonder why.

Answer: the Democrats have been all-in on the Global Warming hoax (now renamed "climate change") since about 1995, so they can't allow voters to see ANY evidence that contradicts the screams and wails of the warmies.

See, if no hurricanes this season--for the first time in 112 years--that would strike most rational people as showing that the warmie theory is wrong, eh?  And if CO2 was NOT increasing the global temp by an unusual amount, people might realize that Obozo having his EPA declare CO2 a "dangerous pollutant," forcing utilities to shut down the lowest-cost way to make electricity, made the average electric bill double needlessly.

But don't worry, Democrats!  There's a solution that will keep voters from realizing the Democrats and Warmies have screwed 'em for decades: We in the Media just won't report the great news about no hurricanes this season!  SEE?

And of course the season has another five weeks to go, so that's enough time for one or two to form.  And hoo boy!  Will the Media ever SCREAM that "global warming is causing all doze hurricanes!" 

No matter what happens, the Media won't allow the Dem Narrative to be damaged.