"Y'know all those things you thought Democrats did before? Nope."

 

See, you just think we threw the southern border wide open!  You just think we supported the president (of undetermined political party) using taxpayer dollars to fly illegal immigrants from border towns to cities far from the border at 3 a.m!  Nope.  No way.

You stupid deplorables really think we forced medicaid funds to be used to pay for sex change operations for 15-year-olds?  Ridiculous!  Absurd!  All in your mind!

Some of y'all even think an unnamed president--who yew claim was a Democrat--gave Putin quiet permission to invade Ukraine, by saying "As long as it's only a small incursion."  Dat jus' a ugly rumor!  No Dem would EVAH do dat!

Some of y'all even think a Democrat prezzy gave billions to California to build some sort of train that's now three times over budget.  Nonsense!  We wud NEVAH do such a silly thing!  Cuz ouah partei iz VERY careful wif' tax dollars!

Some of y'all have been spreading outrageous rumors that Dems had something to do wif' immigrants defrauding Medicare and Medicaid out of hundreds of millions of dollars with fraudulent daycare centers, or autism treatment centers, or covid payroll reimbursement.  Yew iz jus' xenophobes!  Foreigners would NEVAH try to defraud the country that welcomed 'em and gave 'em food, housing, free medical care, free college and...  Wait, we din' doo dat either!

Some of y'all even think ouah partei supports election fraud, by allowing pipo to vote without any identification at all, let alone photo ID.  Dat jus' a "right-wing conspiracy story"!  We iz all about honest elections.  We keep tellin' y'all dat dere ain't no vote fraud!

Some of y'all even think a dozen states run by Democrats have passed laws allowint the State to take kids away from parents if a parent doesn't support their child "transitioning."  This is just a rumor.  We checked with every Dem governor and they all swore they nevah signed any such law!

In conclusion:  ALL the things the right-wing smear machine has said we did, we nevah did!  It's all lies!  If yew think any of it is real, your memory is faulty an' yew need to get medical help!  Seriously!

So in November you can all vote Dem wifout a fear in the world.