A great, guaranteed way to make a fortune!

I just came up with a great, can't-fail business plan! 

Become a member of congress and buy stock in a company that makes some product.  Then support your party's preznit ORDERING every American to use that product--except members of congress, of course.

Support your party's preznit in ordering every company with over, say, 100 employees to fire anyone who refuses to use the product. 

Finally, pass a law saying the company that makes the product--the company you own stock in--can’t be sued if that product injures or kills people.

Fabulous!  Huge money-maker!

Wait...y'say a bunch of people have already done that?  Wow.