sf says...: Yet another illegal alien invader has been accused of murdering yet another American girl

Yet another illegal alien invader has been accused of murdering yet another American girl, this time in Grand Rapids, Michigan. The body of 25-year-old Ruby Garcia was found by the side of the road in downtown Grand Rapids last Friday night. She'd been shot to death.

Investigators say she was killed by Brandon Ortiz-Vite, 25. He faces charges of murder, carjacking, felony firearm possession, illegally carrying a concealed weapon, driving while intoxicated and driving without a license.

Spokespyrsyns from Democrat governor Gretchen Whitmer's office cautioned residents against jumping to any conclusions about the incident, saying diversity is our greatest strength, and that all undocumented Americans are entitled to the same presumption of innocence as pyrsyns assigned American at birth.

Other experts said if convicted of all charges Ortiz-Vite could lose his free iPhone and half of his $5,000 monthly allowance from biden's Department of Immigrant Resettlement. Immigrant-rights groups countered that this was unconstitutional.

A White House spokespyrsyn said "As usual, ultra-MAGA Republicans are pouncing on this unfortunate incident, claiming the president's policies somehow have something to do with this, which is crazy. Many more American women are killed every year by white cis-hetero American males who are always the biggest threat to our precious democracy. So shut up."

Our reporters contacted NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, the Associated Press and Reuters for comment. All claimed they hadn't heard about the incident, despite the fact that NBC, ABC and CBS all have local television stations in Grand Rapids.

Rest in peace, Ruby. We're pretty sure this will never make the national network news.

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