"There is NOTHING sinister or alien-like about this photo! It probably Photoshopped!"

To: Our Mainstream Media allies

Subject: Disinformation about photo of the leading Democrat presidential candidate

Many extreme, violent right-wing websites are claiming there's something strange or revealing about the picture below.  The purpose of this email is to ensure that you do NOT assist these sites by publishing this picture, which has probably been Photoshopped.  We assure you that there is NOTHING unusual or alien about the beloved, brilliant Democrat governor of the most prosperous, lowest-crime state in the nation.

So if any of your employees happen to see this photo on a violent right-wing extremist website, you are instructed to immediately have your employees or attorneys debunk it as being Photoshopped.

If you have any questions about your response please direct them to [redacted] at DNC HQ.