"Duh biden economy beez BOOMING, citizen!" Interesting. Dow-Jones index disagrees

HEY citizen!  Didja hear?  Duh biden economy iz, like, totally booming!  Isn't that great?

We know it's booming cuz duh regime an' duh Media been callin' it "bidenomics" for about five months now.  An if it wuzn't doin' great, dey wouldn' have called it dat, eh?

Hahahahahaha!  Just kidding!  The "bright boys" (and girls--don't forget brain-trusts like Kamala!) had the brilliant inspiration that if they got their Media shills to slobber over "bidenomics," almost all Americans would pick up on the fact that the economy was BOOMING!  And actually most Americans believe it!

If duh economy beez booming, duh stock market always follows.  So let's see what's happened to the stock market in, say, the last three months:

On August 1st the Dow Industrials (the most often quoted index) was at 35,630.  As of this moment it's at 33,077.  So dat beez BOOMING, citizen!  Yew needs ta buy lotsa stock!

Oooohhh, wait: Isn't that second number actually lower than the first one?  Why yes, it is.  So dat probably a typo, eh?  Cuz duh biden economy beez BOOMING, citizen!  Market should be goin' up, eh?

Okay, sarcasm off: the Dow Industrials have dropped 7.5 percent in three months.  Oh, I see my liberal friends do NOT believe that--cuz dat can't happen if duh economy iz really boomin', eh?  Okay, see for yourselves:

Mainstream Media: "We knew dat, cuz we smaht!  But it nuthin to worry 'bout, citizen!  Dis merely a 'correction' in duh market.  Cuz duh biden economy beez BOOMING"

Hint: Whenever the market drops, the Mainstream Media--actually reporters paid by Wall Street--all claim it's merely a "correction," meaning don't worry, be happy.  Sometimes the shills even report that it's a "much-needed correction."

So the Media assures ya that duh economy is actually BOOMING, and the 7.5% drop in the market in three months is merely a "correction."  Or possibly a "much-needed correction."  See how easy it is to rationalize?

So if you believe the Mainstream Media you're confident that despite this tiny blip in the DJIA, duh biden economy beez BOOMING, citizen!  My smaht friend Jim Cramer tol' me so!  And the Mainstream Media has never lied to you before, right?

(For young Americans:  "Jim Cramer" is an inside joke:  Cramer--who's had a "financial show" on CNBC--one of the shill networks--for years--is legendary for telling rubes "Buy, buy, BUY! a specific, named stock one day before that company goes bankrupt.  He's done this so often that it's become a cliche that if Cramer says buy a stock, smart folks short it!)