NASA admits one volcanic eruption last year upped water vapor in the air by 10%, but...

NASA is one of the two government agencies that's been lying--for years--about Global Warming.

They've been lying two ways: First they've been literally re-writing actual measured temperatures from up to a century ago, making them lower, to make the 1930s appear cooler than today.

At the same time they've also been re-writing recent actual measured temps to make them higher than what was actually measured, making recent "official" temps look hotter than they really were.

And you're like, What weird logic lets them rationalize changing thousands of measured temperatures?  Do they claim people 80 years ago couldn't read a damn thermometer?  Or that people would record a higher number than the device actually read, cuz stupid?

What horseshit.  When agencies start changing the historical record, we're in "1984" territory, and you can be assured they're doing it to push an agenda for their bosses--in this case, supporting the idea of Global Warming.  So they use a "computer algorithm."  OOooohhh!  Dat soun' SO sciency, eh?

See, when dey say "computer algorithm," the average American just nods and thinks "Ah.  Computer.  Must be honest, unbiased.  Cuz...computer."  

Horseshit.

Now: one thing that's absolutely certain and uncontested by the Warmies is that the average temp of the Earth's surface has been both higher and lower than it is now, long before humans existed.  What that obviously implies--which NASA and NOAA and the rest of the Warmies never admit, even though it's obvious--is that those changes were obviously caused by something other than human activity, eh?

But today they want you to believe that the thing driving what they claim is a dangerous rise in temp (a lie) is you, due to your stubborn insistence on heating and cooling your house, driving, flying and eating meat.

But luckily for you, they have the solution!  You just need to stop doing those things.  Of course they won't stop, cuz they're important.  Elite.  Special.  You, on the other hand, aren't.

So all the above is setting the stage for an amusing demonstration of how the curtain is sometimes pulled back on the bastards pulling the levers.  Here ya go:

In January of last year (2022, for those reading this decades later) a small island in the South Pacific blew up, blowing 160 million tons of water into the atmosphere.  In showing you the satellite video NASA admits that this would probably warm the planet for a few years.

Wait...what?  Water vapor isn't duh scary "poison gas" (sarc) CO2, so how could it warm duh planet, eh?

Yeah, that's the revelation:  Water vapor is a much more powerful "greenhouse gas" than CO2--something that's been known all along.  Not only is it more effective per pound, but there's far more of it in the atmosphere, since the oceans cover 70% of the Earth's surface and constantly put vapor into the air.  But because you have absolutely no effect at all on that, governments want you to ignore the effect of water vapor and instead blame CO2.  Because that allows them to blame you for Global Warming.

Now why would the "elites" want to blame you for Global Warming, eh?

On a totally unconscious level you already know: it allows them to guilt you into doing what they command.  Unfortunately that knowledge hasn't made it to your conscious yet.

So after NASA admits that this one undersea volcanic eruption increased the amount of water vapor in the air by a whopping ten percent, watch how they dismiss it:

the huge amounts of water vapor from the eruption may have a small, temporary warming effect, since water vapor traps heat.

"Since water vapor traps heat," eh?  Notice how that admission was utterly hidden, minimized.  In case you weren't convinced, NASA authors add that the amount of water vapor added by the eruption

"...would not be enough to noticeably exacerbate climate change effects."

"Small.  Temporary.  Not enough to have an effect on climate change."  Horseshit.  Because if you knew what I just told ya, then when NASA and NOAA scream dat duh planet got warmer in 2023--which they say it has--it would never occur to you that the warming might have been due to the massive eruption--one virtually unprecedented in our lifetimes.

They don't wanna lose that control mechanism, eh?

Source: NASA

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/jpl/tonga-eruption-blasted-unprecedented-amount-of-water-into-stratosphere

For those who'd like to check my math:  NASA says 146 "teragrams" of water =146 E12 grams =146 E9 kg = 320 E9 pounds = 160 E6 *tons* = 160 million tons of water vapor