Dems trying to decide who they want to nominate for 2020

In 2018 top Dems are discussing who the party should nominate:

Dem 1: “Who should we have as our front man when we steal the election from Trump?”

Dem 2: “I think our best choice is Biden. He’s been corrupt for decades, as is his son, so he'll do whatever we tell him to do.”

Dem 1: “You do know he has dementia and has been taking bribes for years--most recently from China and Ukraine, right?  So far we’ve been able to use our Media friends to keep all that hidden, but if he wins it may be harder.  Also his son--who's being paid a million dollars a year by a Ukrainian company--is addicted to both crack and coke, so he's likely to do something extremely dumb, like leave evidence lying around.  Nah, choosing biden is way, WAY too risky!

Dem 2: (inhaling deeply) “I know.  That’s part of the rush.”