"Earth's climate has reached the tipping point! We're all doomed!" and other scary headlines

Headlines: "Earth's climate has reached the 'tipping point'!  We're all doomed!"

Every kid who's ever tipped something over understands the meaning of the phrase "tipping point."  Doesn't take a PhD.  Because everyone understands it, it makes the phrase a favorite of duh Global Warmies.  Some headlines:

"Global Warming Tipping Point Close?" — ClimateArk.com, Jan. 27, 2004

"Warming Hits 'Tipping Point' " — The Guardian, Aug. 11, 2005

"Earth at the Tipping Point: Global Warming Heats Up" — Time, March 26, 2006

"Global Warming 'Tipping Points' Reached, Scientist Says" — NationalGeographic.com, Dec. 14, 2007

"Twenty Years Later: Tipping Points Near on Global Warming" — Huffington Post, June 23, 2008

"Global Warming: Those Tipping Points Are Closer Than You Think" — Wall Street Journal, April 29, 2009

"Have We Reached the Tipping Point for Planet Earth?" — StudioTalk.tv, May 11, 2010

"We Are at a Climate Tipping Point That, Once Crossed, Enables Multi-Meter Sea Level Rise This Century" — ThinkProgress.org, Jan. 20, 2011

"Earth: Have We Reached an Environmental Tipping Point?" — BBC website, June 15, 2012

And of course western kids are so poorly educated that they have no way to even begin to investigate these claims.  So yeah, we're doomed all right--just not from Global Worming or rising seas.