Funny: Bud Light marketing department tweets "TGIF"; lots of Americans are NOT amused

Like most wokie companies, Anheuser-Busch (makers of the infamous Bud Light) has a twitter account.  In the wake of their...interesting...decision to hire a tranny to advertise their product, they posted a pic of a can of their product, with the text "TGIF?"

Well...the response by 20,000 or so commenters was pretty devastating, but reasonably civil.  A couple I liked were "TGIF= 'This guy isn't female' "  And "TGIF= 'That "girl" is fake."

But to their credit the company at least left the satirical comments up--or did they?

I don't have a Twatter account but a commenter on the Bud account said that in the lower right corner of twitter feeds is a TINY square that shows comments hidden by the account owner.

Wait...what??  So I clicked on it, and sure enough...KaBOOM!  A sample:

Then one sleuth noticed that the CEO of the American sub (A-B was bought by a Euro company some years ago) was former CIA

Now, I'm not even remotely suggesting that this whole thing is a CIA plot (unlike, say, blowing up the Nord Stream pipelines, which most certainly WAS, at the urging of biden's handlers), but merely that here's a guy who was formerly an "Operations officer" for the agency, but didn't know that his VP of marketing was about to pull the trigger on this?   Hmmm....Is Brendan just "phoning it in" and not paying attention to what's going on in the office next door to his?  If so, one hopes Brendan isn't an example of the level of expertise at the Agency. 

Just kidding about the expertise at the Agency.  After all, their Narrative about Nord Stream was so expertly done that 98% of Americans believed the Russians blew up their own pipeline. (Another one percent believe the job was done by six hotshots on a 50-foot sailboat.)  So...see?

Okay, now let's go one level deeper: Below is a pic of the absolutely brilliant Hahvahd grad VP who supposedly made this decision.  

 

 

If you've been on this planet for a few decades and are curious, outgoing and not too scary-looking you've almost certainly run into people who look like this.  At least I have. And that look absolutely screams "crazy."  Not "stupid."  Crazy.

 

And one thing I've noticed about crazy women who are well-credentialed: they're relentless, and if they don't get their way they get very angry.  So I suspect she was promoted to the VP slot for the same reason Kammie Harris was.  Nah, just kidding: the men were afraid to cross her.  Oh, and of course they wanted to show how faaaabulously wokie they were.

How'd that work out for ya, sparky?

But actually, given where Alissa went to U, it makes perfect sense: judging by the Hahvahd grads in the biden administration, half the "males" at Hahvahd are likely gay, and 40% likely tranny, and the girls thought they were all just faaabulous, so Alissa naturally assumed that what she saw around her was a good representation of the entire U.S. population.  So she didn't think hiring the tranny would upset anyone.  Cuz in her world, 40% of the "males" were trannies and no one batted an eyelash.

 

Now let's go one level deeper:  Critics of her brilliant marketing decision are saying "Boycott Bud Light."  But the European parent company owns 200 more beer labels, 29 of which are in the U.S. and shown below.  So if Bud drinkers switch, chances are good that the consumer will end up with one of "AB InBev"s other brands.  So bottom line is, they don't care if sales of Bud Light fall a bit, cuz they won't be hurt.  Plus, in a month no one will remember this anyway

 Anyway, click on the "hidden comments" link above. Some pretty funny stuff.