You driving your car is causing coastal cities to flood! Really! And they've got proof! Really!

Hey citizen, did you know that your selfish demand for cars and electricity and flying on jets is FATALLY warming our planet?  Yep.  And because you're so awful, the oceans are rising every year, threatening to flood the world's most sophisticated cities! And it's all YOUR fault!

See, you Americans have way too many cars.  Not those of us who live in DC and NY, of course.  We use cars from the government motor pool.  And ordinary northeasterners use our faaabulous public transit [Tag line: "17 hours since last shooting on this line"].  So it's all the fault of you deplorables west of the Hudson!

See, before you stupid Americans made cars so damn popular not a single coastal city worried about flooding!  But now?  Everyone on a coast or island is almost dying from the stress of worrying about when the next high tide will wipe out their home. 

For example, look at that pic on the left, below.  "Cities that could be underwater by 2030"!  It's just awful!  And all because y'all started driving around 1910.  Of course only a few back then, but by 1945 there were millions of cars, so sea level really started rising fast!

Wait...what?  The poster on the right?  What about it?

Wait..."1825"?  No, citizen, that can't be right, cuz sea levels didn't start rising til 1945, when all those millions of cars you thoughtless Americans west of the Hudson started putting out CO2.  I think the poster on the right was just an "artist's concept" from 1825 showing what St. Mark's plaza would look like if it flooded.  Cuz there couldn't have been any flooding there until, what, 1960 or so?  

Yeh, dat's it.

And if you don't support the Democrats' bill spending $550 BILLION to re-elect Democrats fight Global Warming then you're stupid and deplorable and you want to kill everyone on the planet!