Future headlines

Next Saturday's headlines: “More votes for Democrat McAuliffe than registered Dem voters!”
….Sub-head: “Officials say 150,000 Republicans apparently voted for the Democrat.”
Headline a week after the 2022 mid-terms: “More votes for Democrat than registered voters in the state!”
….Sub-head: “Officials say half a million voters apparently registered on election day.”
Headline a week after 2024 election: “More votes for Democrat than adults in the entire state!”
….Sub-head: “Officials say a million people probably moved here after the 2020 census.”
Headline a week after the 2028 election: “Two million more votes tallied for Democrat than entire state population.”
….Sub-head: “Officials excited by the huge influx of people to our fair state!”
Headline a week after the 2040 election: “Republican elected to parks commission.”
….Sub-head: “Officials blame either fraud or computer glitch, promise fast investigation.”