sf says...: Your president is SO dedicated to stopping Global Warming that he slashed the number of cars in his motorcade in Rome

Like all Democrat politicians, faux-president Porridgebrain is, like, TOTALLY on-board with the bleat that the planet is warming--not just normally-slightly, but hugely-dangerously.

And why is it warming? As every American knows, the Lefty-Wokie crowd claims it's because of the deadly pollutant (as Obozo's EPA declared it), carbon dioxide.

And what does the hip, smaht, Hahvahd-degreed crowd say is the source of this destructive CO2?

That would be you, you deplorable conservative, because you drive a (GASP!) gasoline-powered car! And you use too much electricity to cool your 1,200 square-foot home.

Now I can already hear some of you conservative Science-deniers (tm) saying "Wait, why do you Leftist assholes and Dem pols blame ME for driving MY car but ignore your own hypocrital asshole Democrat pols for flitting around the world on commandeered Air Force jets, or Hollywood stars for the private jets they use to attend Really Important Awards Events in Europe three times per year?

It's quite simple, you deplorable: They're jetting around the world for a Good Reason, while you're driving your 1.8-liter Honda Civic for a Bad Reason. See?

For example, your so-called president just flew Air Force One to Rome to attend the "G-20 summit." This is a hugely important chance for him to hobnob with his fellow rulers and make Really Important Decisions on the future--like who should stand where for the group picture.

Of course because Bribem is your prezidunce, he had to have a motorcade to whisk his entourage through the streets of Rome. And since he has to take lots of armed guards and makeup artists and teleprompter programmers everywhere he goes, it took over SIX vehicles to carry 'em all thru the Roman streets.

At least the Dem-loving Mainstream Media said "over six" vehicles. And for once they were being absolutely truthful! Cuz Bribem's motorcade actually contained 85 vehicles.

That's not a typo. 85 vehicles, most of which were flown to Rome from Washington. Cuz we simply can't have teleprompter programmers being forced to rent cars in Rome, right? I mean, have you looked at the cost of renting a full-size car in Rome lately? So the Regime was actually SAVING taxpayer money by flying government limos to Rome, eh?

Also, to show you how concerned the regime is about CO2: Plans for the Rome mission had originally included 87 cars, but the Very Concerned Planners were able to slash this to just 85 vehicles by ordering the teleprompter programmers to share cars with the makeup artists.

It's this kind of critical thinking that propels the regime from one great achievement to the next!

So remember, citizen: YOU need to stop driving YOUR car and using air-conditioning.

YOU need to stop flying abroad. YOU must stop eating meat.

It's duh only way to save the Earth! And if the Earth is still here 12 years from now it will be entirely due to the superhuman efforts of your Democrat leaders!

See the Bribem motorcade here.

And check this excellent Scot analyst, who has the rallying cry "It's not what they say it's about."

Amen. It's NEVER about what they say it's about.