Los Angeles COVID Compliance Ministry Re-institutes Masking Requirements for New Delta Variant

THE PROBLEM:  Rogue U.S. citizens continue to engage in life without consideration for the delicate balances needed in order for the government to control things most effectively.  A few selfish people are engaging in the selfish pursuit of happiness without asking for permission or obtaining a license.  Obviously this will lead to more unregulated, individual decisions, and eventually to anarchy.  You don't want anarchy, do you?  Of course not.

THE SOLUTION:  To prevent anarchy we have established the Department of COVID Compliance, which has established a regional alert system to tell you what you can and cannot do.  For example, you are not allowed to criticize the vaccine, nor to cite alleged adverse effects.  Your government assures you that the vaccine is perfectly safe.  Those who post quotes from "studies" or "experts" criticizing the vaccine will be fined.  Repeat violators will be subject to prison sentences.

H/T . The Last Refuge