Gas prices hit seven-year high just before July 4 driving weekend

As an expected 43.6 million Americans are about to hit the road this holiday weekend, gas prices hit a seven-year high.

But hey, it's all good, right?  And this has NOTHING to do with harris*biden's cancellation of the already-started Keystone XL pipeline, nor his executive order cancelling all oil&gas leases in the ANWR and ending future leasing on ALL federal lands, including the oil-rich Gulf of Mexico.  Nope nope nope.  

Not.  A.  Thing, citizen.

The seven-year high in gas prices is, like, totally unrelated to those acts.  See, the real cause is this seven-year cycle of sunspots, caused by sciency stuff that only graduates of Ivy-league schools could possibly understand.  You know, brilliant men like your former messiah, Barack.  None of you deplorables could possibly follow the sophisticated SCIENCE, which is why you resist taking that fabulous, perfectly-safe vaccine.

Besides, as we Democrat leaders have been telling you for years, the only way we can get you deplorables to junk your gas-powered cars and buy one of those cool new electrics is by raising the price of gas.  How far will we jack it up, you ask?  How about to what Europeans pay:  say, two euros per liter.

What?  No, we don't know how to convert that to dollars per gallon.  Why should we?  After all, we Democrat pols and appointees don't have to buy gasoline, since we drive government-furnished cars and can put Uber rides on our government credit card.  So...ah, I see my assistant has done the math, and says it's... eight bucks a gallon?  Well if that's what Europeans pay, that's what we should be paying too, right?  Cuz $3.11 a gallon is just unfair, citizen.

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