Proverbs for modern times

PROVERBS FOR OUR MODERN AGE

For progressives, there's no bigger crime than not believing their bullshit.

Communists couldn't sell communism so they started selling 'anti-racism;

The left has found marxism is far easier to sell if you re-label it 'social justice'.

Conservative rush to pass laws after they've lost the war.

Conservatives get angry when you lie to them; progressives get angry when you tell them the truth.

Feminists think they're oppressed because they only compare themselves to high-status alpha males and don't even see low-status men as human.

Socialism is looting disguised as equality, enforced by tyranny disguised as compassion.

Progressives do not care about *anything* they claim to care about.

Behind every news story is an agenda.

If Leftists are mocking something it's probably both true and important.

Journalism is an industry of lies; "fact checkers" are just another layer of icing, baked into journalism's cake of lies.

Most guns have only one trigger, but liberals have many.