Biden falls going up the stairs to AF-1. White House says "He was knocked over by a gust of wind." But then...

As you may not have seen, Biden fell three times climbing the stairs to enter Air Force-1.  The White House immediately claimed he was knocked over by a gust of wind.

Hours later, CNN and MSNBC claimed the gust was an "insurrectionist gust of white supremacist wind."  Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez demanded an investigation into how that unusually strong gust of wind managed to be targeted only at the president.  Schumer summarized the feelings of 97% of Democrats and 50% of Republicans, saying "We're pretty sure this was Trump's fault."

But later, when focus groups showed most Americans weren't buying the "knocked over by a gust" story, press secretary Jen Psaki "circled back" to say that Biden did NOT fall, but instead saw what appeared to be a shiny gum wrapper on the stairs.  Psaki continued that because the president has such a deep concern for the environment, he simply bent over to pick up the wrapper.  At that moment a small gust of wind blew the wrapper up three more stairs, so the president jumped to keep it from escaping.

But after more focus groups showed this was even less believable, Meet the Press interviewed a "climate Expert" who blamed the gust of wind on the "existential threat of climate change."