Now for something funny

In the midst of a seemingly endless stream of grim news, we need to hear something amusing: 

After Trump condemned the riots in Seattle, a local leftist radio host and "criminal defense advocate," Paul Gallant, mocked the president, denying that the riots were violent.

Got it?

But yesterday the leftist seems to have had a sudden change of heart, after "peaceful" rioters set fire to the Starbucks below his own trendy apartment.  Now he’s saying he needs to buy a gun.

Wait, dawg, I thought you'd insisted the riots demonstrations were all, like, peaceful.  What changed your mind?

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