Things You Never Hear Progressives Say

Things You Never Hear Progressives Say:

• "All things considered, America really is a great country and I'm grateful to live here."
• "Thanks to capitalism, I can hang out at Starbucks all day and complain about capitalism."
• "This is an issue that should be decided by the states, not the federal government."
• "Ya know, Stalin was a real asshole, wasn't he?"
• "Why are we wearing 'Che' T-shirts? The guy was a psychotic, murderous thug."
• "Is it really a good idea to teach 10-year-olds about things like anal sex and fisting?"
• "Giving an 8-year-old girl puberty-blocking drugs and male hormones just because she's going through a tomboy phase is probably a bad idea."
• "I feel so awful about my 'white privilege' that I'm gonna give away all my money and property and go live in a feces-enhanced third-world country."
• "Have you noticed that all of the cities in our country that are being transformed into feces-enhanced environments have been run for decades by Democrats?"
• "Ya know, I'm starting to think maybe men and women really are different."
• "Do ya think beating up Trump supporters might be going a bit too far?"
• "We love gays but maybe 'Drag Queen Story Hour is just a bit over the top."
• "I'm not sure some of these Democratic presidential candidates really know how they're gonna pay for all the 'free' stuff they've promised."
• "Is it possible that there IS a God, and that He's not the same as Allah?"
• "Ya know, I'm starting to think maybe Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself."

H/T Ace of Spades.