Is murder a problem in the U.S? Or do most murders happen in Democrat-ruled cities?
Is murder a problem in the U.S?
Depends on where you live.
In 2014 more than half of all murders occurred in only 2 percent of the nation’s counties.
"Wow, I didn't know that! That's AWFUL! Where are those counties?
They're the counties where big, Democrat-run cities are.
Always Democrat-ruled. But you are instructed not to draw any conclusions from that, citizen! Because Democrats are the party best-suited to rule--cuz they're the most compassionate. They really really care about you. Really.
Even more interesting is that 95% of the murders in those counties are committed only in a far smaller part of those counties. But you are instructed not to draw any conclusions from that, citizen. Because it could be just coincidence. Besides, all cultures are equal.
Plus, it's your fault. Yep yep yep. Your fault. Cuz, reasons. But every Democrat candidate supports the Democrat plan to reduce the murder rate: Free college for everyone! Free medical care! (i.e. "single payer" or "Medicare for all"). Free money every month for everyone! (i.e. the cunningly-named "guaranteed basic income")
And the other good news is, all these wonders are FREE! Who could beat a deal like that, eh citizen?
Wait...do I hear some of you saying you doubt all the things just listed can possibly really be "free"--that you think someone has to pay for 'em?
Why, that's crazy-talk, citizen! My liberal PhD friend assures me that all these things really will be "free." Cuz the Chinese will loan us the money, at a special, bargain rate!
Wait...what is it NOW? Do I hear some of you saying that givingmoronic voters all these things by borrowing the money from China is NOT actually "free"?
Gosh, you're really stubborn! Of course it's free, citizen! Have you not been paying attention? If all these things being promised by the compassionate, caring Democrat candidates were NOT free, your betters in the media--who are way smarter than you cuz they graduated from Harvard and Yale--would have told you that, called them out on that. But you haven't heard a single word of skepticism from a single one of them, have you?
Well have you? Have you heard a single word of skepticism from the media? No.
See? That means all the "free" programs the Dems are offering really are free! So you know who to vote for in 2020, right?
Of course you do, citizen. Vote Democrat because you deserve all that free stuff.
Depends on where you live.
In 2014 more than half of all murders occurred in only 2 percent of the nation’s counties.
"Wow, I didn't know that! That's AWFUL! Where are those counties?
They're the counties where big, Democrat-run cities are.
Always Democrat-ruled. But you are instructed not to draw any conclusions from that, citizen! Because Democrats are the party best-suited to rule--cuz they're the most compassionate. They really really care about you. Really.
Even more interesting is that 95% of the murders in those counties are committed only in a far smaller part of those counties. But you are instructed not to draw any conclusions from that, citizen. Because it could be just coincidence. Besides, all cultures are equal.
Plus, it's your fault. Yep yep yep. Your fault. Cuz, reasons. But every Democrat candidate supports the Democrat plan to reduce the murder rate: Free college for everyone! Free medical care! (i.e. "single payer" or "Medicare for all"). Free money every month for everyone! (i.e. the cunningly-named "guaranteed basic income")
And the other good news is, all these wonders are FREE! Who could beat a deal like that, eh citizen?
Wait...do I hear some of you saying you doubt all the things just listed can possibly really be "free"--that you think someone has to pay for 'em?
Why, that's crazy-talk, citizen! My liberal PhD friend assures me that all these things really will be "free." Cuz the Chinese will loan us the money, at a special, bargain rate!
Wait...what is it NOW? Do I hear some of you saying that giving
Gosh, you're really stubborn! Of course it's free, citizen! Have you not been paying attention? If all these things being promised by the compassionate, caring Democrat candidates were NOT free, your betters in the media--who are way smarter than you cuz they graduated from Harvard and Yale--would have told you that, called them out on that. But you haven't heard a single word of skepticism from a single one of them, have you?
Well have you? Have you heard a single word of skepticism from the media? No.
See? That means all the "free" programs the Dems are offering really are free! So you know who to vote for in 2020, right?
Of course you do, citizen. Vote Democrat because you deserve all that free stuff.
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