CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump

A new CNN investigative report claims that millions of American voters may have colluded with the Trump campaign to elect Donald Trump as President of the United States.

While Russia has been accused of interfering in the election, the breaking report indicates that the collusion may have extended to a significant portion of the U.S. population—“as many as 60 million citizens, and possibly even more.”

“The conspiracy goes much deeper than anyone expected,” said CNN reporter Jake Tapper on his news segment. “We’re talking tens of millions of people involved in a secret plot to make sure Hillary didn’t make it into the White House and to prop up Donald Trump as the winner.”

The CNN report does not accuse anyone of hacking or rigging the vote, but suggests that those who participated in the collusion plot may have simply walked into voting booths and cast their vote for Trump, giving him the electoral college victory.

“It’s far more sinister than we thought,” said a visibly disturbed Tapper.

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H/T The Babylon Bee